| Title | Description |
|---|---|
| Barack Obama | Barack Obama, the junior United States Senator from Illinois, announced his candidacy for the presidency of the United States in Springfield, Illinois, on February 10, 2007. He is seeking the nomination of the Democratic Party for the 2008 presidential election. |
| Yeah, the search engine company. | |
| Cupcakes | They're delicious! |
| Steve Jobs | Apple CEO guy. |
| Hollywood writers' strike | Lots of people not working. Lots of shows not getting made. Just give them some DVD money already, people! |
| Dennis Kucinich | Dennis John Kucinich (IPA: [kuˈsɪnɪtʃ]) (born October 8, 1946) is an American politician of the Democratic party and a candidate for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States in both 2004 and 2008. Apparently he also has a hot wife. |
| YouTube | You know, the site with all the videos. |
| Ron Paul | Ron Paul is a 10th-term Congressman, a physician (M.D.), and a 2008 presidential candidate from the state of Texas, seeking the nomination of the Republican Party. |
| The Stock Market | Not doing its best at the moment. |
| Hillary Rodham Clinton | Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (born October 26, 1947) is the junior United States Senator from New York, and a candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2008 presidential election. She is married to Bill Clinton—the 42nd President of the United States—and was the First Lady of the United States from 1993 to 2001. |
| Mitt Romney | Mitt Romney is a Republican Party primary candidate in the 2008 United States presidential election. |
| The iPhone | You know, that thing with the touchscreen. |
| Colorado Church Shootings | Nine shot in 2 church-related Colorado attacksThree people were shot to death and six were wounded in Colorado on Sunday in two church-related shootings in the U.S. Christian heartland. |
| George W. Bush | ... |
| The Golden Compass | Apparently not doing so well at the box office. |
| Paris Hilton | ... |
| Rudy Giuliani | Rudolph William Louis "Rudy" Giuliani (pronounced /ˈruːdi ˌdʒuːliːˈɑːni/[1]) (born May 28, 1944) is an American lawyer, businessman, and politician from the state of New York. Formerly Mayor of New York City, Giuliani is currently seeking the Republican nomination in the 2008 United States presidential election. |
| Britney Spears | ... |
| John McCain | John Sidney McCain III (born August 29, 1936 in Panama Canal Zone) is an American politician, naval aviator, Vietnam veteran, and currently the Republican Senior U.S. Senator from Arizona. He was a presidential candidate in the 2000 election, but was defeated by George W. Bush for the Republican nomination. He is currently a candidate in the 2008 election. |
| Canadian Pig Farmer/Serial Killer | Canadian pig farmer convicted for serial killings |
| Osama Bin Laden | You know, the terrorist guy. |
XSS Attacks | They shouldn't work here anymore! |